A while ago, Captain Jack tried his trick again - jumped and hugged my thigh.
Aha, this time I wore a pair of longer shorts that went below my knee (shorts?) made of nylon like those smooth parachute-type.
He just slid down my leg and his bum hit the floor. Good thing his bum is fleshy.
I believed he was annoyed as he just sat, stared at me and went, "nye, nyee, nye". I grinned and replied, "This time, you stupid".