First of all I would like to apologise to people who feel that this joke is rather crude..but personally I find it amusing!
So here it goes...
A man was driving home after work. It was his first anniversary with his wife on that day. On the way back, his car broke down. So he called his wife and told her he'd be a bit late and his wife told him to hurry home as there was a surprise waiting for him. The man got out of his car and started walking.
As he was walking, he passed a diner where an aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him. This man has a passion for baked beans but he gave them up after marrying his wife as he couldn't imagine submitting her to his ghastly emissions.
Since he figured it was still a long way home, he had three extra large helpings of baked beans and he 'put-putted' all the way home. The moment he opened the door to his house, his wife tied a blindfold over his eyes and lead him to the dinner table.
Suddenly the telephone rang. After assuring his wife that he would not peak, his wife went to answer the phone. While his wife was answering the phone, he felt an urge to fart again. So, he shifted his weight to another leg and let loose! It was as loud as a revving car and smelled like diesel. The flowers on the table fell dead. Anxiously, he waved his napkin around to clear the air.
After that, he felt the urge to let go for the second time. This time it was twice as loud and had the smell of garbage in the hot sun. The fishes in the fish tank died. Before he could control himself, a third one snuck out. This one rattled the windows and killed the parrot.
This man heard his wife ending the phone conversation. He placed his napkin on his lap and assumed the expression of a saint. His wife came in and asked him whether he had peaked, assuring her, he continued smiling.
His wife untied his blindfold and yelled, 'SURPRISE!' . To his horror there were TWELVE dinner guests seated around the table!
The Wonder of Baked Beans
Re: The Wonder of Baked Beans
the poor guy must have thought the surprise was gonna be a prezzie...
