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04-09-2009, 08:54 PM
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Re: Fright Night !!!! Whoaaahahahahaha.
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04-09-2009, 09:00 PM
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Re: Fright Night !!!! Whoaaahahahahaha.
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Originally Posted by June
Zai,ko pun nak gundak gak ke?? heheheh!! aku tlg carikan boleh?? yg cun cun sikit?? nak tinggi,rendah,tegap,kurus?? name it.ada dlm litle black book aku mcm bisnes jantan lak.hehehehe!!
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Yang mcm sean connery ada ?
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dah,setel dah kilang bapa aku tu.last2 dpt buat appointment dgn satu kilang kat Tenom,Sabah.aku speaking Sabahan jd baru mesra gitu. hehehehehe!! maklumlah org kampung.
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Ha...dah setel pun.. Itu ler aku ckp ko tak caya. Ko memang macgyver hehhehe
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04-09-2009, 09:22 PM
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Fright Night !!!! Whoaaahahahahaha.
aik!! Bahaya tu.kena jelas pertanyaan ko.nak Sean Connery waktu muda atau tua??
aku mmg dah jd Macgyver beberapa ari ni zai.ko tau tak,td masa aku balik,kat lift 2 kittens yg aku bg mkn regularly,anak si Topeng,Blackie Junior dan Spot.lift tu dah rosak beberapa ari ni.durang tengah repair.mgkn aku balik td repairman dah pulang.anak bertuah 2 ekor tu masuk dlm lift tak blh kuar.klu benda yg tergantung kat atas lift tu aku tak tau nama apa jatuh,mesti hempap durang jd pancakelah durang aku panggil husband aku suruh pegang aku.aku ikat tali kat pinggang,turun bawa amik si Blackie Junior dulu baru si Spot.Spot penakut,susah gak aku nak tangkap dia.kita org buat beberapa kali baru jd.itu pun minta tlg dgn 1 budak bujang sebelah rmh ramai2 pegang tali yg turunkan aku.huh!! mmg seriau gilalah.agaknya aku ni terlampau byk sgt tgk tv.inilah jdnya.mula2 nak panggil bomba tp aku dah 2 kali panggil bomba pasal kucing.tak sanggup dah buatlah aksi ala Macgyver aku ari ni.
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04-09-2009, 09:48 PM
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04-09-2009, 11:55 PM
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Fright Night !!!! Whoaaahahahahaha.
ah!! aku setuju sesangatlah dgn ko part ni.suaranya mmg class.siap dgn accent Scottish dia lg.phew!! takde lelaki yg lbh gentleman dari pakci sorang ni.
lubang lif tu tak dlm sgt Zai.mgkn dlm 3 atau 4 kaki tp still perlukan tali turun sebab takut klu terpijak papan lift tu,ada benda yg jatuh.pasal tu aku yg kena turun.aku paling ringan.nasib baik tali naik gunung abg aku msh dlm rmh aku.sleeping bag pun ada.tp khemah abg aku dah amik.dia ni jenis suka aktiviti lasak.2 kenit tu blm cukup bln nak dikasih org.baru 3 bln je umur dia lusa. (11/4) tgu dlm 5 bln baru aku ksh adoption.
aku mmg confirm byk sgt tgk tv dan movie smp aksi2 durang pun aku ikut.ini kena buat 'kids,don't do this at home".hehehehehehe!!
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04-09-2009, 11:57 PM
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Re: Fright Night !!!! Whoaaahahahahaha.
yup, that was not me. we all look alike after 12 midnite mah.....how to tell us apart when all u can see of our face is just dripping with blood? we're not very clean suckers, you know.
ya, buy a coffin, and also, buy turtle-neck sweaters, too, to cover up the holes in your neck. you don't want to scare others, u know.
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Originally Posted by adamyala
Aiyarrkkk....I got holes in my neck...!!!!!!!
Must go shopping tomorrow.....must buy myself a coffin...for sleeping in
before daylite comes...I JUST TURNED INTO A VAMPIRE !!!!!!!!
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let me help, adamyala........here's one of sean connery's best picture ever taken!
aiyoh! that's so dangerous, june. didn't the lift doors close? that's so dangerous, not only to the cats & kittens, but to humans, too. imagine if someone is half-asleep and walks straight into the gaping hole? i once read such a news report before.
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Originally Posted by June
aik!! Bahaya tu.kena jelas pertanyaan ko.nak Sean Connery waktu muda atau tua??
aku mmg dah jd Macgyver beberapa ari ni zai.ko tau tak,td masa aku balik,kat lift 2 kittens yg aku bg mkn regularly,anak si Topeng,Blackie Junior dan Spot.lift tu dah rosak beberapa ari ni.durang tengah repair.mgkn aku balik td repairman dah pulang.anak bertuah 2 ekor tu masuk dlm lift tak blh kuar.klu benda yg tergantung kat atas lift tu aku tak tau nama apa jatuh,mesti hempap durang jd pancakelah durang aku panggil husband aku suruh pegang aku.aku ikat tali kat pinggang,turun bawa amik si Blackie Junior dulu baru si Spot.Spot penakut,susah gak aku nak tangkap dia.kita org buat beberapa kali baru jd.itu pun minta tlg dgn 1 budak bujang sebelah rmh ramai2 pegang tali yg turunkan aku.huh!! mmg seriau gilalah.agaknya aku ni terlampau byk sgt tgk tv.inilah jdnya.mula2 nak panggil bomba tp aku dah 2 kali panggil bomba pasal kucing.tak sanggup dah buatlah aksi ala Macgyver aku ari ni.
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04-10-2009, 08:44 AM
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Re: Fright Night !!!! Whoaaahahahahaha.
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lubang lif tu tak dlm sgt Zai.mgkn dlm 3 atau 4 kaki tp still perlukan tali turun sebab takut klu terpijak papan lift tu,ada benda yg jatuh.pasal tu aku yg kena turun.aku paling ringan.nasib baik tali naik gunung abg aku msh dlm rmh aku.sleeping bag pun ada.tp khemah abg aku dah amik.dia ni jenis suka aktiviti lasak.2 kenit tu blm cukup bln nak dikasih org.baru 3 bln je umur dia lusa. (11/4) tgu dlm 5 bln baru aku ksh adoption.
aku mmg confirm byk sgt tgk tv dan movie smp aksi2 durang pun aku ikut.ini kena buat 'kids,don't do this at home".hehehehehehe!!
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Senang la ko nak 'jadik macgyver' june, rupanyer kat umah ko cukup lengkap peralatan macgyver selalu guna nak tolong orang
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04-10-2009, 08:50 AM
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04-10-2009, 09:06 AM
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Re: Fright Night !!!! Whoaaahahahahaha.
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Originally Posted by blackie007
yup, that was not me. we all look alike after 12 midnite mah.....how to tell us apart when all u can see of our face is just dripping with blood? we're not very clean suckers, you know.
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Ya ya...I understand now. You are all dirty suckers
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ya, buy a coffin, and also, buy turtle-neck sweaters, too, to cover up the holes in your neck. you don't want to scare others, u know.
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Aiiyaa...short of money la.*checking purse* its late now the banks are all closed. *think think think*
Blackie ....can I share your coffin with you, just for today ? I m sure it fits both of us fine. You are very petite and I m also a pint sized vamp. And I will also choose one of your best and the most expensive turtleneck to wear today...for my date with sean connery. I dont want to scare him on our first date, U know...
Please Blackie...Pleezzeeeee *looking at Blackie eyes blinking like puppy doggie*
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let me help, adamyala........here's one of sean connery's best picture ever taken!
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Wakakaka..this is hillarious....Blackie !!!!!
why is my darling sean wearing a 'bikini' like costume ????
must be one of his 'character costume' in one of his movies lorrr...
see...what a fine actor he is ? He will do anything for the characters he played... to sean connery
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04-10-2009, 09:58 AM
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Re: Fright Night !!!! Whoaaahahahahaha.
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Mari kita sama sama Wakakakakakkakak
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Hi Clement DIMB,
did you just winked at me ?
sorry...I was kinda busy with my date
mari kita sama sama wakakakakaka
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04-10-2009, 11:59 AM
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Fright Night !!!! Whoaaahahahahaha.
very dangerous.sudah inform management tp biasalah durang,buat kerja sambil lewa. the lift stuck between 2nd and 3r floor. repairman pun should be blame for not doing their job properly.aku mmg dah sembur management tu.smp kan manager kat opis durang klu dengar nama dan unit aku mmg tak mau angkat telefon bila receptionist sambung line.tau pula takut.
apa nak buat Zai,kena live up to the name.mesti mau Macgyver
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04-10-2009, 12:01 PM
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Fright Night !!!! Whoaaahahahahaha.
Phewit!!! Pakcik hensem dah mari.Sean Connery ni,dari zaman muda sampai tua tetap macho dan segak
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04-10-2009, 09:59 PM
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Re: Fright Night !!!! Whoaaahahahahaha.
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Originally Posted by adamyala
Ya ya...I understand now. You are all dirty suckers
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Yup!! We are all dirty suckers!! And guess what?? welcome to the club! you are one of us now......a dirty sucker......kekekekekkekekekek!!!!! *laughing my head off*
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eh....no way am i going to share my coffin with u.....u snore and drool in your sleep!! as for borrowing my gown.....ok, can, but can't send it to u now becos my PC not reliable right now.....can crash any minute, so have to preserve its energy.
but u know what, sir sean connery just told me he's gonna wear that bikini to the date with u, and prefers that u dress like-wise, or, preferably, not dressed at all.
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04-11-2009, 01:52 AM
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Re: Fright Night !!!! Whoaaahahahahaha.
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Originally Posted by June
very dangerous.sudah inform management tp biasalah durang,buat kerja sambil lewa. the lift stuck between 2nd and 3r floor. repairman pun should be blame for not doing their job properly.aku mmg dah sembur management tu.smp kan manager kat opis durang klu dengar nama dan unit aku mmg tak mau angkat telefon bila receptionist sambung line.tau pula takut.
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OK gak ko buat camtu June, At least ada jugak resident yang durang rasa cuak. Soal keselamatan mana boleh buat main2
Eh...baru aku ingat June...Spot dgn Blackie Junior kan 3 beradik ? Topeng beranak 3 ekor kan ? Mana lagi sekor ?
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apa nak buat Zai,kena live up to the name.mesti mau Macgyver
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Ya lorrr hehehe. Calet sket June
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Phewit!!! Pakcik hensem dah mari.Sean Connery ni,dari zaman muda sampai tua tetap macho dan segak
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Well..you know me...
I got good taste mah.....
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04-11-2009, 02:09 AM
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04-11-2009, 10:54 AM
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