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05-24-2010, 09:10 PM
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No Dogs Allowed
A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.
Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"
The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chiwauas as seeing-eye dogs." The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?"
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06-01-2010, 02:43 PM
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Re: No Dogs Allowed
Then I walk in with my pretty Caroline on a leash, go to the bar and order a drink. The bartender says, "Hey man! You can't bring that cat in here!".
I reply, "Man, this is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have cats as seeing-eye dogs."
I pause for a quarter of a second and reply straight-faced without blinking, "Whaaaaaaaat?!?! They gave me a cat?!?"
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06-01-2010, 03:36 PM
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Re: No Dogs Allowed
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Originally Posted by FurKids
Then I walk in with my pretty Caroline on a leash, go to the bar and order a drink. The bartender says, "Hey man! You can't bring that cat in here!".
I reply, "Man, this is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have cats as seeing-eye dogs."
I pause for a quarter of a second and reply straight-faced without blinking, "Whaaaaaaaat?!?! They gave me a cat?!?"
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niceeee one...
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06-01-2010, 04:12 PM
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Re: No Dogs Allowed
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Originally Posted by FurKids
Then I walk in with my pretty Caroline on a leash, go to the bar and order a drink. The bartender says, "Hey man! You can't bring that cat in here!".
I reply, "Man, this is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have cats as seeing-eye dogs."
I pause for a quarter of a second and reply straight-faced without blinking, "Whaaaaaaaat?!?! They gave me a cat?!?"
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Hi, Furkids --
I work at Malaysian Ass'n for the Blind, and I've occasionally considered what my life would be like as a blind person, being dragged down the pasar pagi alley behind my seeing-eye cat, in search of rats and fish scraps.
This image always makes me laugh and makes me extra grateful for my eyesight!
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