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Old 04-10-2009, 09:56 PM
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Talking Hollywood and Tribes

Alec Baldwin, Steven Spielberg and Tom Cruise were in a tropical jungle filming a movie. As they were trekking through the jungle, they're surrounded and captured by a native tribe.

The three of them were brought forward to the queen. Begging for mercy, the queen granted the a chance to save themselves. Whoever, she said brings back a fruit that she likes will live.

So, Steven, Alec and Tom set out to search for fruits. The first to return was Steven Spielberg. He brought back grapes. The queen tasted one and spat it out. She ordered the rest stuffed up Steven's bum.

Next in line was Tom Cruise. He brought red apples with him. The queen took one bit and ordered the rest shoved up Tom's bum. While, Steven was writhing in pain, Tom was rolling around, laughing his head off.

Steven asked him what was so funny.

Through peals of laughter, Tom answered, "Alec is coming back with three big durians!"

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