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Old 02-15-2009, 06:59 PM
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I got this joke from one of the blog which I think I should share with you all :)

5 surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the easiest patients to operate on.

First surgeon from Singapore:
"I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up everything inside is numbered."

2nd surgeon from Bangkok respond:
"But you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded".

3rd surgeon from Beijing says:
"No, I really think librarian are the best,everything inside them is in alphabetical order"

4rd surgeon from Jakarta chimes in:
You know, I like construction workers,.... those guys always understand when you have a few parts leftover."

But the 5th surgeon from Kuala Lumpur, shut them all up when he observed:
"You're all wrong. Politicians from Malaysia UMNO are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts,no balls,no heart,no brains, no spine and the head and the arse are interchangeable".

Be End.

Muahahahahahah!!! This is only jokes.No hard feeling :)

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Old 02-16-2009, 05:58 AM
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Default .:: Why did the chicken cross the road?? ::.

BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!

JOHN MCCAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because it recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.......

GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing the road together, in peace.

BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never crash...#@&&^(C% .......... reboot.

BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

AL GORE:
Chicken shall not shit while crossing the road. This is for a green environment.
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