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Aiyah!! don't be too obviouslah.pity that dirty old man.he's having hard time doing business already {smile}{mwidegrin} so we say massage massage eh {shy}{smile}
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ahhh......sorry, june, but massage massage is worse than scratch scratch wor......the latter quite innocent, part of men's daily routine.....the former.....ahhh......i leave it to u to figure out the meaning yourself...{shy}{shy}
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muahahahah!! did u see that?? that rascal,Charlene.I pressed wrong button and her imagination running wild.ok,ok.i know what it means but don't u guys remember Nivek offer some shoulder message to u,Ezer?? {shy}{shy}{grin}
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Hmm.... from politics to hairy guy to massage and scratching.
massage....{scared}scratching{high} Walao... ALERT!!ALERT!!! Vampire club is officially for 18 and above only. Muahahha{shy}{shy} charlene, 007 is underage. |
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it's ok, vivi. 007 is precocious. {grin}
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some vampire jokes.........enjoy!!!
Q. Why did the vampire need mouthwash? A. Because he had bat breath. Q. What’s a Vampire’s least favorite song? A. Another one bites the dust! Q. How did the ghost say goodbye to the vampire? A. So long sucker! Q. What do you get when you cross a vampire with the internet? A. blood-thirsty hacker baby Q. Where do vampires keep their money? A: The blood bank!!! Q. Why did the Vampire read the Wall Street Journal? Q. He heard it had great circulation. Q. Why was the girl afraid of the vampire? A. He was all bite and no bark. Q. What is a vampires least favorite food? A.Steak Q. What happens when two vampires meet? A. It was love at first bite! Q. What did the skeleton say to the vampire? A. You suck. Q. What is a vampires favorite holiday? A. Fangsgiving Q. How does a girl vampire flirt? A. She bats her eyes. Q. Which building does Dracula visit in New York? A. The Vampire State Building. Q. Why do vampires scare people? A. They are bored to death! Q. How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? A. Every night he turns into a bat. Q. What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire? A. It’s a pain in the neck. Q. How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery? A. All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts. Q. What’s it called when a vampire has trouble with his house? A. A grave problem. Q. Why are vampires like false teeth? A. They all come out at night. Q. What type of dog does every vampire have? A. Bloodhound! Q. What did the vampire say after reading Halloween jokes? A. They suck! |
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^ Like I said in the other thread.. become a comedian!!
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{oh} sorry this vamp is a bit lost here.....err, which thread?
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ahhh......ok, i got it....in the uninvited guest thread. {shy}{shy} *bowing*
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looks like i'm the court jester (referring to the how to deal with a forum bully thread).....{msad}{msad}{msad}
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ok, gotta head out to the gym now... run another 5 km, and maybe swim 2 km... Tonite got a wine party to get to... |
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wah, i already done my run.....didn't swim though, lightning flashes all around, too scared.
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Phewit!!! macho guy huh??
Girls ,Ezer is heading to the gym.lets go and chk out his butt {shy}{shy}{grin} QUOTE=Ezer;36560]*clap*, *clap*... ok, gotta head out to the gym now... run another 5 km, and maybe swim 2 km... Tonite got a wine party to get to...[/QUOTE] |
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aiyah!! Ezer very stingylah.not allowed us to chk out his butt {smile}{smile}
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UH! You have interested for Butt!
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The sound like disaffected. ae.......
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not just ordinary butt.Ezer's butt only.wakakakakakak!!!
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Tiba-tiba terasa nak wakakakkakakakkakaka. mari kita sama same wakakakkakaakkak,
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yeah....it sounds that way to me, too.....i thought it sound a bit hostile & verging on personal attack. {sick}
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Haloo.....I try to walk in the club..is anybody there...
yee{scared}.....y nobody one....{scared}....so dark o...very scary.. {sweat}Sorry, eh...I'm new here dont catch me behind, shy and scare {cry2}o... I bring Murphy in front to help me seek for a safe side to hide and discover in....{sweat} Murphy : AH WOoooooooooooooooooooooooo......... ( Aiya..he also takut o..) Murphy please quiet la...later vampire come out and found us... |
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aww, daphne, we vamps are rather friendly in this club........almost human....... it's only at the vampiric insomnia club that we turn into our real self.....the vampires, hehe.
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Hahah what blackie means is
vampire day club is the not so rude, gentle, loving and friendly club but for the 1am until 5am is the acholic, super hamsab and spealize in menstruation drink club. Muahahahha. Ngamkah blackie?{shy}{shy} |
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vivi,
I have a job for you; I need one assistant DJ 1 am until 5am. If you interested please PM to me your picture. Quote:
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oh, vivi, we are gentle and loving, even in the 1am until 5am club.....hehe. {shy}
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Guys,
I just removed all the 'unwanted' drama from this 'thread' or club..... This thread is supposed to be chit chat and fun.. not 'heavy' drama, personal attacks, or what not.. Let's keep it cool and fun... shall we... |
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U drink too many glasses of bloody mary liao ah?{shy}{shy} or u wan take some time to join ezer and andy courting girl? {shy}{shy}{shy} |
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k charlene i'm here.
wat story u wanna tell me? My ear open big big oledi{shy}{shy} |
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awww, where did u disappear last night just as the vampiric insomnia club opened? after midnight, we all swing over there mah.....i told the story last night there, but, here, i kept a recording, you can listen to it.....http://forums.petfinder.my/showpost....&postcount=259
that club only opens after midnight, and closes at 5am, btw, so don't go there before midnight. rules set by ezer....that club used to open at 1am, but now, due to economic downturn, have to open 1 hour earlier, hoping to draw more customers. i won't be responsible for clement eating you if you go there and disturb him in his coffin during the day. {shy} Quote:
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i am in total agreement, ezer. if they can't lighten up, they shouldn't be here in this 'thread' or club.
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Thanks Ezers..Thanks Andy....
Ya, I finally smell something fresh here...haiz...high pollution, i smell before.....so toxic lo...cough.cough..... Wow{mfeelgood}....so FRESH Now... Thanks again..good job{cool} |
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[Edited Out: Daphne, stop provoking furkids, it's over]
Anyway, u no need to scare dog one la...They are cute o...see DIMB oso like dogs, he said dog is his best friend ar.. Maybe I should bring Murphy near u lo..until u past ur phobia....Last time actually I oso same like u 1..I dont like dog coz i scare of them, somemore they are big size..yee{arrogant} damn scary lo..so i only take care of cats..and I so love cats till i always adopted cat and kitten from outside, my mom dont like animals so she keep on scold me..coz my house full of more than 20 cats and kitten because of me..But then I dont care, as long as i do my responsible to care and clean d house lo..Until finally i influence my dad, he suddenly love cats bcoz of me always play with them and they are cute also manja manja my family.. My neighbor is a Malay Family, their daughter love cats vry much so we share share take care of our cats, her cats sometime come my house, my cats sometime go her house... I start to take care of dog only when i come KL, after My love cat past away ~ Tisa~ ..{ohmygod}....i so sad... After that, I try take care of puppy but i prefer small breed not tat big breed coz i still scare of tat big dogs..So finally I bought Yuuki... Actually, my hometown got 2 dogs, one is Million a mongrel another is Rottweiler...yiii.......till now i oso not close with them..coz a bit of scare them lo..Million is 16 Y O ad.. Ringo (Rott) is 2 Years o, but his size getting big and big..{sick} so I scare of Ringo most lo, actually he is vry friendly, he want to play with me but he dont noe that he size is too big and make me so scare of him so i keep on chase Him away{scared}..but he still bully me{cry}....Every time I oso need shout for HELP to my mom to take him away from me..{cry} Dont worry la..Murphy still okay..he is so small, almost like an adult cat size only but active then cat lo.. U try lo, u try take care of those small breed dog like wut i do maybe u can feel better.. |
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Why said I provoked FK lo..I just try to help him only ar..we are the same mah, i last time also scare dog woh..U la..Provoke FK...
U dont understand my words here dont simply simply said okay? My meaning here is good and not harm Please Ezer!! Please read carefully what I write before u add something on my thread..I'm trying to help not what provoking..Please... |
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