Vampire Day-Club
 

This is the super new, ritzy, club,... just opened for business for day-vamps...

After Midnight go to: The Vampiric Insomniac Club

if you wanna just talk rots.. or chill and have a glass of blood, please come in...

but come in at your own free will.. cause, you may not get out... and when darkness falls, after midnight, we'll move on to the Real Vampire Club.. oooohhhhhh... aaaahhhhh... be scared.. be very, very scared...

Why be scared?

Cause:

1. Our Resident Spy, aka, Blackie, aka, Kaypoh, aka, Double-O-Cat... will ask you to spread your legs

2. Our Resident Dirty Old Man aka, Wise Old Man, aka, Just OLD Fella.. will offer to give you a massage...

3. Our Man in the Closet, aka, the one bred to steal my red-underwear.. aka, Andy, will sneak around and scare young kids...

whooa... aahooa..a.a...hahah....

let the fun begin!! {nah}

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*rubbing hands eagerly waiting for 'em vampirinas*...muahahahahaha {high}

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Haha...

I just got back from the office, so just dropping by the day club now.. have a glass of fresh blood.. then head to the gym..

The mommies vamps are all busy now...

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sniff* sniff* anybody there?? I'm not a vampire but just drop by to see vampires in action.

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Whoa... I've just like dissapeared for a couple hours and the threads have exploded with posts and "roticanai" and "underwear" has become the most popular keywords in PetFinder.


Yes... I am bred to be a thief... call me... Robin Hood! I steal from the rich a.k.a. Ezer and give to the poor a.k.a. Andy... ahaha... {good}

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June's sniffing my butt!!... smell good ah? Like Perfume...

I'll call you Andy Boots.... kinda like Puss in Boots... and nope, you're only bred to steal underwears (stealing from the rich and poor alike)... and then secretly wears them in your dark closet!!

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*opening lid of coffin* YAWWWNNN!!! *stretch*

eh.....where's my Bloody Mary? bartender? hello? who's the bartender here?

and......*sniff* *sniff*......do i smell fresh blood? oooooh.....june is here...let me take the first bite, shall i? {high}{high}

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just give her a bite on her neck, ezer. {high}

either that, or just let go of your flatulence. {shy}

aww, andy, we know your secret. just come out la....

and.....is the dirty old man here? heheh.....u want action?

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I spy simon sniffing around in our after midnight vampiric club......

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Simon is still new to the vampire club.. he's a bit shy and just lurking in the dark.. wondering if he dares to approach..

I think it's past the old man's bed time, double-O....

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aww, he's left before the club opens its doors.

eh? i see the dirty old man still here. Hey, calling our Resident Dirty Old Man. {catlaugh}{catlaugh}{catlaugh} don't lurk there. we won't bite, at least, not in this day club, and especially not those that don't wash their hands after using the toilet. {shy}{shy}

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I guess the old man panicked and ran away already..!!

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muahahahahah!!!! aww.....come back, nivek, we're really sweet, we won't bite. we might even initiate u into another vampire, won't we, ezer? {shy}{shy}

anyway, it's great to have u back, ezer, after such a long absence.

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Watch out Nivek... that's what the Double-OO says.. she won't bite.. but she's turned more vampires than you can count.. hehe..

Yup... great to be back.. been flying off into other universes lately...

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huh? {oh} mana ade? i have not turned anyone into a vampire, not to my knowledge anyway. {shy} aww, what a slur on my character when i'm such a sweet, innocent thing. ahemm!!! {shy}

putting out more fires in other universes? hope u're back for good now. some regulars not around anymore, the midnight vampire club bartender has disappeared and pink vampire also not around that much either. only managed to catch glimpses of her sometimes.

but i gotta go now. my vampire cat wants to play, and is getting a bit impatient now, pouncing on my foot and dashing off again, issuing invitation to play.

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Ayaaa... that's too bad.. bartender disappeared for a long, long time.. now must self-serve... DIN, DIN.. calling DIN.. hehe.. CALLING Penghulu!!

Pink vamp is still lurking around.. i am sure i saw a pink shadow just now.. flipping in and out..

Anyways, ya, me too.. gotta go talk to 'chau gong'... very tired already.. after swimming 100 laps...

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Oii... apa ini vampires.... semua sudah cabut so early... now left me hanging out quietly and lonelily in this cold, dark place.... {cry}

Whoa... so hardworking swam 100 laps again... pressure lah, next week I gotta do more laps haha!

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Ah no worries... Andy Boots! Your legs are powerful... I think next week, you can beat your 22 seconds record lah..!! And guarantee 30 laps one!! *hehe.. more pressure*

Anyways, I am Superman, my presense is everywhere, all at once!! So, I'll pop up anytime i want to.. and then pop back into another galaxy..

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Seriously, I think Ezer has dozed off, and I'm speaking to Ezer's master, Shadow the Rottweiler.

To proof your identity, please answer the following tough questions:

Choose the most important item to you:
1) $1 Million bucks and a dozen sexy girls
2) A huge, juicy, meaty bone and a big, bouncy ball

Select the activity you enjoy most:
1) Surfing the Internet and watching TV
2) Sniffing people's butts and chasing own tail

.

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Of course I am Ezer, silly... Shadow can't talk or write ler... I'll proof it..

Haiyaaa... soooo easy.. ask tougher questions next time lah..

the answer is surely... 2) A huge, juicy, meaty bone...

now, who in the world wouldn't want a juicy bone.. yum yum.. *saliva dripping*

Butts?? Where? Where?... *sniff*, *sniff*


See, told ya, I am Ezer... Silly Fellow!!

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Bite me {high}{high}{high}

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OK, let me try my hand at this logic business.

June & Blackie love cats.
June & Blackie love Darth Vader.
Darth Vader loves Hello Kitty.

Therefore...

Therefore...

Does this somehow prove why Ezer wears red underwear outside his clothes?

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U hoo....................................... one gay Vampire looking he lost friend at The Vampiric Insomnia Club. I told him. Please check at toilet, because I saw he follow one guy went to the toilet.

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Knock! Knock!
Vivi is visiting the vampire club......... and bringing ~~Phewitt~~~ 2 sexy ladies for Ezer and Andy.
Kak June and charlene next trip i bring two sexy guys for u both too.
{high}{high}

The red one is for Ezer. K?
Muahahaha{shy}{shy}

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Ahem!!! yes, please.Gorgeous guys for me and Charlene aka Blackie.Get me somebody look like Hugh Jackman {good}{wink}

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Double-O-Blackie shall oblige you! Ask and ye shall receive!

It's an illogical conclusion, however, your statement is true... I do wear my underwear on the outside!

hehe....

http://forums.petfinder.my/attachmen...1&d=1238111449

I likey this pink darth vader!!
You're referring to Andy Boots!

Oh no, Oh no... not the women of steele... I prefer em soft and supple! I'll donate my red one to Andy as well... since I am feeling a bit generous!

Ah Hugh Jackman, the wolf man.. you'll see a lot of him in the upcoming X-Men movie... June likes em hairy!

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Oh!! Yes, Ezer.he's hairy but in the right place not in roti canai {shy}{shy}{shy}

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Hahaha That's a good one Kak June.

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Guys,
kinda angry day for me today.
c how u react when u read my conversation.

mum: vien, can u stop bringing rocky into ur room to sleep. The uncles(my parent frens) keep making this as a joke for u.
vivi: y ler? it's not their concern. bukan dia orang yg keluar duit bayar makan rocky.
mum: u know the uncles say...............
my mum says they keep come out with ridiculous joke.
one of the stupid joke is
bcos my boyfren went outstation, so i need rocky to relieve my need.

S***. What a**hole can come with something like that.
Guess i really need to send Rocky and Nana to bite their a**{angry}{angry}

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vivi,
most likely your parents' friends are like my mum's friends. they don't really like animals. my mum's friends think it's very geli that i have a cat, that i allow my cat to sit on my dining chairs & sofa. they didn't even know my cat shares my bed, but when they heard my cat is allowed inside my bedroom, they think it's extremely geli.

they tell my mum things like they don't understand why their own daughters also keep dogs inside the home, so dirty and geli. they think dogs should be kept outside the home, as a dog's role is for security.

and they think it's a waste of money to keep a cat as a cat has no benefit to anyone, that it can't jaga rumah.

vivi, at the end of the day, your parents' friends are just saying what they have been brought up to say. it went back to our ancestors in China who don't see animals as pets. I have a friend from China, Jilin province, and she thinks it's strange why m'sians freaked out when she says her favourite meat is dog meat, and she doesn't know why she can't find dog meat here.

it's only lately, in our generation, that we start seeing animals as pets. we are very behind the mat sallehs. {victory}

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Ayaa.. vivi... my mom also always shoo my doggy out of the house.. but whenever I go home, he knows i am gonna let him in.. hehe.. battle between the old and young! Not Star Wars.. but Old-Young Wars...

Here's an idea: Why not ban all people older than 35 from politics? I am sure we can all progress like lighting speed then...

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Ezer,cannotlah like dat.some 35 yrs old still young at heart you know.ahem!! still can contribute to the nation {good}

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Haha... I know what you mean... we'll make exceptions for June or anyone who likes Hairy Guys!

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hahahahahahah!!! {good}{shy} *rub Ezer's head*

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Oh, don't rub too long ah.. after botak one... now, I have a full head of nice hair one..!!

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No worry.2 minutes only.I transfer everything from Nivek's hand to your head. {shy}{grin}

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NO NO NO... Not the dirty old man's hands!! Not on my prize head!

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awww, superman losing his power.....help!!! the dirty old man's hands are very powerful......emit a certain radiation like kryptonite!! {shy}

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Don't worry Ezer.I have seen his hand.totally clean.He have not massage massage "that part" yet {smile}{smile}{smile}{smile}

your head will be his first today {victory}

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No worries, I'll call in my buddy, Batman to force wash Dirty Old Man's hands...