PetFinder.my
Page 1 of 2 1 2
Show 40 post(s) from this thread on one page

PetFinder.my (https://forums.petfinder.my/index.php)
-   Jokes & Funny Pictures (https://forums.petfinder.my/forumdisplay.php?f=50)
-   -   Fright Night !!!! Whoaaahahahahaha. (https://forums.petfinder.my/showthread.php?t=2076)

adamyala 04-09-2009 09:53 AM
Fright Night !!!! Whoaaahahahahaha.
 
FUNNY

Q : Why don't skeletons date ?

A: They don't have any 'BODY' to go out with


FUNNIER

Q : Why can't mummies keep friends ?

A : They're too wrapped up in themselves


FUNNIEST

Q : Do zombies eat candy with their fingers ?

A : No, they eat the fingers separately


jokes extracted from the readers digest {grin}

dog is my buddy 04-09-2009 09:57 AM
Re: Fright Night !!!! Whoaaahahahahaha.
 
hahah, real joke!


Quote:
Originally Posted by adamyala (Post 38779)
FUNNY

Q : Why don't skeletons date ?

A: They don't have any 'BODY' to go out with


FUNNIER

Q : Why can't mummies keep friends ?

A : They're too wrapped up in themselves


FUNNIEST

Q : Do zombies eat candy with their fingers ?

A : No, they eat the fingers separately


jokes extracted from the readers digest {grin}

adamyala 04-09-2009 10:04 AM
Re: Fright Night !!!! Whoaaahahahahaha.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dog is my buddy (Post 38780)
hahah, real joke!
wakaka !!! laughter is the best medicine {grin}

dog is my buddy 04-09-2009 10:21 AM
Re: Fright Night !!!! Whoaaahahahahaha.
 
Mari kita sama sama Wakakakakakkakak

Quote:
Originally Posted by adamyala (Post 38781)
wakaka !!! laughter is the best medicine {grin}

adamyala 04-09-2009 10:27 AM
Re: Fright Night !!!! Whoaaahahahahaha.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dog is my buddy (Post 38786)
Mari kita sama sama Wakakakakakkakak
mari !! mari !! mari !! wakakakaka !!! {mwidegrin}

blackie007 04-09-2009 11:02 AM
Re: Fright Night !!!! Whoaaahahahahaha.
 
hahahah.....this is funny..{grin}{grin}

adamyala, you should post this in our vampire day club, or if it's after midnight, in our vampiric insomnia club. {wink}

Quote:
Originally Posted by adamyala (Post 38779)
FUNNY

Q : Why don't skeletons date ?

A: They don't have any 'BODY' to go out with


FUNNIER

Q : Why can't mummies keep friends ?

A : They're too wrapped up in themselves


FUNNIEST

Q : Do zombies eat candy with their fingers ?

A : No, they eat the fingers separately


jokes extracted from the readers digest {grin}

adamyala 04-09-2009 11:22 AM
Re: Fright Night !!!! Whoaaahahahahaha.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by blackie007 (Post 38798)
hahahah.....this is funny..{grin}{grin}

adamyala, you should post this in our vampire day club, or if it's after midnight, in our vampiric insomnia club. {wink}
Too scared to go there la Blackie {scared}{scared}
Too cold and creepy for me....regulars there drink human blood they call 'bloody merry' !! with a twist of pure 'tear-drops' and 'heart juice'. Shaken ...not stirred as your Master Blackie wants it. The only reason I peeped in the club every night *thru the holes on the walls* is just to get a glimpsed of the 'hot drummer' but june already eyeing him first...so I got no chance lor...{shy}{shy}

blackie007 04-09-2009 11:44 AM
Re: Fright Night !!!! Whoaaahahahahaha.
 
aww.....no need to be scared.

in the vampire day club, we don't bite.

in the midnight vampiric insomniac club, what's the worst that can happen to you? you just become one of us.....another vampire!!! {shy}{shy}

Quote:
Originally Posted by adamyala (Post 38803)
Too scared to go there la Blackie {scared}{scared}
Too cold and creepy for me....regulars there drink human blood they call 'bloody merry' !! with a twist of pure 'tear-drops' and 'heart juice'. Shaken ...not stirred as your Master Blackie wants it. The only reason I peeped in the club every night *thru the holes on the walls* is just to get a glimpsed of the 'hot drummer' but june already eyeing him first...so I got no chance lor...{shy}{shy}

adamyala 04-09-2009 12:21 PM
Re: Fright Night !!!! Whoaaahahahahaha.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by blackie007 (Post 38811)
aww.....no need to be scared.

in the vampire day club, we don't bite.

in the midnight vampiric insomniac club, what's the worst that can happen to you? you just become one of us.....another vampire!!! {shy}{shy}
{what} become a vampire ???? {scared}{scared}
errk...thanks for the invitation blackie
really..... thats very nice of you *gulp !!*
but....I need to be in Africa to be with my family this weekend

*running for my life*

http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/o...la/cheetah.gif

June 04-09-2009 12:25 PM
Fright Night !!!! Whoaaahahahahaha.
 
Ahem!! I heard someone call me here?? huh!! what,what?? hensem drummer?? yeah,he's mine {shy}

Zai,ini joke of the day ke?? hehehehe!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by adamyala (Post 38803)
Too scared to go there la Blackie {scared}{scared}
Too cold and creepy for me....regulars there drink human blood they call 'bloody merry' !! with a twist of pure 'tear-drops' and 'heart juice'. Shaken ...not stirred as your Master Blackie wants it. The only reason I peeped in the club every night *thru the holes on the walls* is just to get a glimpsed of the 'hot drummer' but june already eyeing him first...so I got no chance lor...{shy}{shy}

adamyala 04-09-2009 12:29 PM
Re: Fright Night !!!! Whoaaahahahahaha.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by June (Post 38839)
Ahem!! I heard someone call me here?? huh!! what,what?? hensem drummer?? yeah,he's mine {shy}

Zai,ini joke of the day ke?? hehehehe!!
June....ko pun tergelak ke ?

kalau ko gelak ni kira 'joke of the day' ler wakakaka !!! {shy}

June 04-09-2009 12:35 PM
Fright Night !!!! Whoaaahahahahaha.
 
Lah!! mestilah gelak.lawak nih.hehehe!! ok lah tu.Joke of the day.aku tensyen sangat ni.byk sangat kerja nak buat.

aku kena buat appointment dgn International Islamic Shool,Sekolah Teknik Bkt Katil, Melaka dan Kilang Proton kat Shah Alam. Ada university students dari Indonesia nak lawat durang ni.

pastu ada pula orang besar besar nak melawat kilang kopi kat Sabah.heh,klulah kilang tu bapa aku punya senanglah aku nak uruskan appointment visit {angry}


Quote:
Originally Posted by adamyala (Post 38840)
June....ko pun tergelak ke ?

kalau ko gelak ni kira 'joke of the day' ler wakakaka !!! {shy}

blackie007 04-09-2009 02:50 PM
Re: Fright Night !!!! Whoaaahahahahaha.
 
eh, what's the problem? vampire can still go to africa mah....we vampires are not discriminatory or racists......any human blood is just fine with us.....keeekekekkekekkk!!!! *vampiric laugh* {high}{high}

tonight, tonight, i'll look out for you, through the holes in the wall of the club....i promise. {high}{high}

Quote:
Originally Posted by adamyala (Post 38837)
{what} become a vampire ???? {scared}{scared}
errk...thanks for the invitation blackie
really..... thats very nice of you *gulp !!*
but....I need to be in Africa to be with my family this weekend

*running for my life*

http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/o...la/cheetah.gif

ooooiiiii.....senang je....just ask your bapa to buy over the kopi kilang, then it will be your bapa's kilang lor......then easy to make appointment. {shy}

Quote:
Originally Posted by June (Post 38846)
Lah!! mestilah gelak.lawak nih.hehehe!! ok lah tu.Joke of the day.aku tensyen sangat ni.byk sangat kerja nak buat.

aku kena buat appointment dgn International Islamic Shool,Sekolah Teknik Bkt Katil, Melaka dan Kilang Proton kat Shah Alam. Ada university students dari Indonesia nak lawat durang ni.

pastu ada pula orang besar besar nak melawat kilang kopi kat Sabah.heh,klulah kilang tu bapa aku punya senanglah aku nak uruskan appointment visit {angry}

adamyala 04-09-2009 03:38 PM
Re: Fright Night !!!! Whoaaahahahahaha.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by June (Post 38839)
Ahem!! I heard someone call me here?? huh!! what,what?? hensem drummer?? yeah,he's mine {shy}
Well ....what can I do ? You always get the 'hot guys' *sigh sighhh* but I am wondering why....your handsome drummer winked winked at Charlene Blackie the other night ....{oh}{oh}

Quote:
Originally Posted by June (Post 38846)
Lah!! mestilah gelak.lawak nih.hehehe!! ok lah tu.Joke of the day.aku tensyen sangat ni.byk sangat kerja nak buat.

aku kena buat appointment dgn International Islamic Shool,Sekolah Teknik Bkt Katil, Melaka dan Kilang Proton kat Shah Alam. Ada university students dari Indonesia nak lawat durang ni.

pastu ada pula orang besar besar nak melawat kilang kopi kat Sabah.heh,klulah kilang tu bapa aku punya senanglah aku nak uruskan appointment visit {angry}
Wooiiit makcik....nama pun keje...mesti la banyak kene uruskan. Ko kan Pengurus.....jgn tensen tensen...okay...{grin}
come we do like clement DIMB always say....

Rasa nak wakakaka.....mari kita wakakakaka {shy}{shy}

Quote:
Originally Posted by blackie007 (Post 38869)
eh, what's the problem? vampire can still go to africa mah....we vampires are not discriminatory or racists......any human blood is just fine with us.....keeekekekkekekkk!!!! *vampiric laugh* {high}{high}

tonight, tonight, i'll look out for you, through the holes in the wall of the club....i promise. {high}{high}
Well..if you insist...I will be there tonight ....no need to peep through the holes Blackie. For I decide to do it with style {cool}

*picture this* As the clock strikes midnite, a white limo driven by a white dracula...stopped right infront of the vampire club. A woman in white emerged from it...she walks right into the club without looking left or right. As she enters the club...every vampire eyes glued to the woman's face. As she stood there...she looks around...looking for familiar faces. With voice cold as ice...she called out....stern but soft..."Let me decide , who will get the honour to give me the first vampire bite ...keeeeekekekeke *very evil laughh {shy}{shy}*

June 04-09-2009 04:07 PM
Fright Night !!!! Whoaaahahahahaha.
 
mestilah the hot guy June punya dulu. {wink}{wink} My sister said June's gundak as Man's gundik.hehehehe!!!

ah!! mcm Charlene cakap my father punya kilanglah tu.mula2 nak cari kilang kat Sabah lepas nak cari kilang kat Semenanjung pula.mcm lah aku ni begitu free kira berapa kilang ada kat Malaysia ni. {ohmygod} Mau tak tensyen Madam. Suma mau ini hari.Klu kilang bapa aku bolehlah {angry}

alah!! dgn penuh style ko masuk ke Vampire Club pun sudahnya kena cekik juga dgn hantu2 kat sana.wkakakakakak!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by adamyala (Post 38880)
Well ....what can I do ? You always get the 'hot guys' *sigh sighhh* but I am wondering why....your handsome drummer winked winked at Charlene Blackie the other night ....{oh}{oh}



Wooiiit makcik....nama pun keje...mesti la banyak kene uruskan. Ko kan Pengurus.....jgn tensen tensen...okay...{grin}
come we do like clement DIMB always say....

Rasa nak wakakaka.....mari kita wakakakaka {shy}{shy}



Well..if you insist...I will be there tonight ....no need to peep through the holes Blackie. For I decide to do it with style {cool}

*picture this* As the clock strikes midnite, a white limo driven by a white dracula...stopped right infront of the vampire club. A woman in white emerged from it...she walks right into the club without looking left or right. As she enters the club...every vampire eyes glued to the woman's face. As she stood there...she looks around...looking for familiar faces. With voice cold as ice...she called out....stern but soft..."Let me decide , who will get the honour to give me the first vampire bite ...keeeeekekekeke *very evil laughh {shy}{shy}*

blackie007 04-09-2009 04:22 PM
Re: Fright Night !!!! Whoaaahahahahaha.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by adamyala (Post 38880)
Well ....what can I do ? You always get the 'hot guys' *sigh sighhh* but I am wondering why....your handsome drummer winked winked at Charlene Blackie the other night ....{oh}{oh}
ooooiiiii....nak cause jeles fight ah?? that handsome drummer is certified June punya la.....he was not winking at me.....cuma ade abu masuk mata dia. {shy}{shy}

Quote:
Originally Posted by adamyala (Post 38880)
Well..if you insist...I will be there tonight ....no need to peep through the holes Blackie. For I decide to do it with style {cool}

*picture this* As the clock strikes midnite, a white limo driven by a white dracula...stopped right infront of the vampire club. A woman in white emerged from it...she walks right into the club without looking left or right. As she enters the club...every vampire eyes glued to the woman's face. As she stood there...she looks around...looking for familiar faces. With voice cold as ice...she called out....stern but soft..."Let me decide , who will get the honour to give me the first vampire bite ...keeeeekekekeke *very evil laughh {shy}{shy}*
wah.....ade gaya lor......ahemm!!!

but sorry to inform you, before you manage to speak, the minute you step out of your white limo, all the vampires dah descend on you and take bites out of you lor.....so be careful when you drink at the club after that ya? you wouldn't want your bloody mary to leak out of the holes in your neck and ruin that beautiful white gown of yours. {shy}{shy}{shy}

adamyala 04-09-2009 05:16 PM
Re: Fright Night !!!! Whoaaahahahahaha.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by June (Post 38884)
mestilah the hot guy June punya dulu. {wink}{wink} My sister said June's gundak as Man's gundik.hehehehe!!!
Wahh...kemain lagik sumer ko punyer gundak ek ?

Abes aku ape hal ??? Tak aci la camni June {nah}{nah}

Quote:
ah!! mcm Charlene cakap my father punya kilanglah tu.mula2 nak cari kilang kat Sabah lepas nak cari kilang kat Semenanjung pula.mcm lah aku ni begitu free kira berapa kilang ada kat Malaysia ni. {ohmygod} Mau tak tensyen Madam. Suma mau ini hari.Klu kilang bapa aku bolehlah {angry}
Okey la tu June...betul la ape yg Charlene ckp tu...ko anggap aje sumer kilang kat mesia ni daddy ko punyer. Haa...baru sng ko nak deal... senang ko nak wat keje betul tak {shy}

Quote:
alah!! dgn penuh style ko masuk ke Vampire Club pun sudahnya kena cekik juga dgn hantu2 kat sana.wkakakakakak!!
aku rela June....janji yg cekik aku tu yg hensem punyer vampire. Ala-ala muker hantu twilight si robert pattinsen tuh {shy}


Quote:
Originally Posted by blackie007 (Post 38890)
ooooiiiii....nak cause jeles fight ah?? that handsome drummer is certified June punya la.....he was not winking at me.....cuma ade abu masuk mata dia. {shy}{shy}
ala Blackie...tak nak ngaku pulak....I saw you what....wink wink at him also....shake shake your booty some more to his drum beat {shy}



Quote:
wah.....ade gaya lor......ahemm!!!

but sorry to inform you, before you manage to speak, the minute you step out of your white limo, all the vampires dah descend on you and take bites out of you lor.....so be careful when you drink at the club after that ya? you wouldn't want your bloody mary to leak out of the holes in your neck and ruin that beautiful white gown of yours. {shy}{shy}{shy}
I know you are pulling my leg only la Blackie....
where got like that one....your vampire club members all highly educated vampires one laa. Very gentle...invite me for a drink first...then only bite bite one lorr...{shy}{shy}

My beautiful white gown ......OH MY GAWDD .....ITS RUINED !!!!{mredeye}

blackie007 04-09-2009 05:29 PM
Re: Fright Night !!!! Whoaaahahahahaha.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by adamyala (Post 38903)
ala Blackie...tak nak ngaku pulak....I saw you what....wink wink at him also....shake shake your booty some more to his drum beat {shy}
shake my booty? aiyah, ko dah silap orang la.......that was babyzee, shaking her booty to his drum beat, and winking away at him. {shy}{shy}


Quote:
Originally Posted by adamyala (Post 38903)
I know you are pulling my leg only la Blackie....
where got like that one....your vampire club members all highly educated vampires one laa. Very gentle...invite me for a drink first...then only bite bite one lorr...{shy}{shy}

My beautiful white gown ......OH MY GAWDD .....ITS RUINED !!!!{mredeye}
no la, adamyala......when the clock strikes 12, all education & manners terbang out of the window.......we just descend on any available humans like vultures on fresh meat.....{shy}{shy}{shy}

ahh, see??? you got holes in your neck!!!

June 04-09-2009 08:36 PM
Fright Night !!!! Whoaaahahahahaha.
 
Hmm!! Smell something fishy here.Why must she flirt with my gundak?? Cannot find another gundak ah??

Quote:
Originally Posted by blackie007 (Post 38907)
shake my booty? aiyah, ko dah silap orang la.......that was babyzee, shaking her booty to his drum beat, and winking away at him. {shy}{shy}




no la, adamyala......when the clock strikes 12, all education & manners terbang out of the window.......we just descend on any available humans like vultures on fresh meat.....{shy}{shy}{shy}

ahh, see??? you got holes in your neck!!!

June 04-09-2009 08:38 PM
Fright Night !!!! Whoaaahahahahaha.
 
Zai,ko pun nak gundak gak ke?? heheheh!! aku tlg carikan boleh?? yg cun cun sikit?? nak tinggi,rendah,tegap,kurus?? name it.ada dlm litle black book aku {shy} mcm bisnes jantan lak.hehehehe!!

dah,setel dah kilang bapa aku tu.last2 dpt buat appointment dgn satu kilang kat Tenom,Sabah.aku speaking Sabahan jd baru mesra gitu. hehehehehe!! maklumlah org kampung.


Quote:
Originally Posted by adamyala (Post 38903)
Wahh...kemain lagik sumer ko punyer gundak ek ?

Abes aku ape hal ??? Tak aci la camni June {nah}{nah}



Okey la tu June...betul la ape yg Charlene ckp tu...ko anggap aje sumer kilang kat mesia ni daddy ko punyer. Haa...baru sng ko nak deal... senang ko nak wat keje betul tak {shy}



aku rela June....janji yg cekik aku tu yg hensem punyer vampire. Ala-ala muker hantu twilight si robert pattinsen tuh {shy}




ala Blackie...tak nak ngaku pulak....I saw you what....wink wink at him also....shake shake your booty some more to his drum beat {shy}





I know you are pulling my leg only la Blackie....
where got like that one....your vampire club members all highly educated vampires one laa. Very gentle...invite me for a drink first...then only bite bite one lorr...{shy}{shy}

My beautiful white gown ......OH MY GAWDD .....ITS RUINED !!!!{mredeye}


All times are GMT +8. The time now is 08:24 PM.
Page 1 of 2 1 2
Show 40 post(s) from this thread on one page

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.