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A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a seashore one night...they are chatting abt their life...
The dog saz, "My life sux...my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrent."
The Cat saz,"I dont think your lifes worse than mine...my master makes me do my business in a box of cat litter."
Then the Penis outraged and saz, "Atleast ur Master doesnt put a bag over ur head and make u do push ups until u throw up."
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