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Old 04-09-2009, 09:53 AM
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FUNNY

Q : Why don't skeletons date ?

A: They don't have any 'BODY' to go out with


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Q : Why can't mummies keep friends ?

A : They're too wrapped up in themselves


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Q : Do zombies eat candy with their fingers ?

A : No, they eat the fingers separately



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Old 04-09-2009, 09:57 AM
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hahah, real joke!


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FUNNY

Q : Why don't skeletons date ?

A: They don't have any 'BODY' to go out with


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Q : Why can't mummies keep friends ?

A : They're too wrapped up in themselves


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Q : Do zombies eat candy with their fingers ?

A : No, they eat the fingers separately



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hahah, real joke!
wakaka !!! laughter is the best medicine
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Old 04-09-2009, 10:21 AM
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Mari kita sama sama Wakakakakakkakak

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Old 04-09-2009, 10:27 AM
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Old 04-09-2009, 11:02 AM
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hahahah.....this is funny..

adamyala, you should post this in our vampire day club, or if it's after midnight, in our vampiric insomnia club.

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FUNNY

Q : Why don't skeletons date ?

A: They don't have any 'BODY' to go out with


FUNNIER

Q : Why can't mummies keep friends ?

A : They're too wrapped up in themselves


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Q : Do zombies eat candy with their fingers ?

A : No, they eat the fingers separately



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Old 04-09-2009, 11:22 AM
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hahahah.....this is funny..

adamyala, you should post this in our vampire day club, or if it's after midnight, in our vampiric insomnia club.
Too scared to go there la Blackie
Too cold and creepy for me....regulars there drink human blood they call 'bloody merry' !! with a twist of pure 'tear-drops' and 'heart juice'. Shaken ...not stirred as your Master Blackie wants it. The only reason I peeped in the club every night *thru the holes on the walls* is just to get a glimpsed of the 'hot drummer' but june already eyeing him first...so I got no chance lor...

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aww.....no need to be scared.

in the vampire day club, we don't bite.

in the midnight vampiric insomniac club, what's the worst that can happen to you? you just become one of us.....another vampire!!!

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Too scared to go there la Blackie
Too cold and creepy for me....regulars there drink human blood they call 'bloody merry' !! with a twist of pure 'tear-drops' and 'heart juice'. Shaken ...not stirred as your Master Blackie wants it. The only reason I peeped in the club every night *thru the holes on the walls* is just to get a glimpsed of the 'hot drummer' but june already eyeing him first...so I got no chance lor...
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aww.....no need to be scared.

in the vampire day club, we don't bite.

in the midnight vampiric insomniac club, what's the worst that can happen to you? you just become one of us.....another vampire!!!
become a vampire ????
errk...thanks for the invitation blackie
really..... thats very nice of you *gulp !!*
but....I need to be in Africa to be with my family this weekend

*running for my life*


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Old 04-09-2009, 12:25 PM
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Default Fright Night !!!! Whoaaahahahahaha.

Ahem!! I heard someone call me here?? huh!! what,what?? hensem drummer?? yeah,he's mine

Zai,ini joke of the day ke?? hehehehe!!

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Too scared to go there la Blackie
Too cold and creepy for me....regulars there drink human blood they call 'bloody merry' !! with a twist of pure 'tear-drops' and 'heart juice'. Shaken ...not stirred as your Master Blackie wants it. The only reason I peeped in the club every night *thru the holes on the walls* is just to get a glimpsed of the 'hot drummer' but june already eyeing him first...so I got no chance lor...
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Ahem!! I heard someone call me here?? huh!! what,what?? hensem drummer?? yeah,he's mine

Zai,ini joke of the day ke?? hehehehe!!
June....ko pun tergelak ke ?

kalau ko gelak ni kira 'joke of the day' ler wakakaka !!!
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Old 04-09-2009, 12:35 PM
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Default Fright Night !!!! Whoaaahahahahaha.

Lah!! mestilah gelak.lawak nih.hehehe!! ok lah tu.Joke of the day.aku tensyen sangat ni.byk sangat kerja nak buat.

aku kena buat appointment dgn International Islamic Shool,Sekolah Teknik Bkt Katil, Melaka dan Kilang Proton kat Shah Alam. Ada university students dari Indonesia nak lawat durang ni.

pastu ada pula orang besar besar nak melawat kilang kopi kat Sabah.heh,klulah kilang tu bapa aku punya senanglah aku nak uruskan appointment visit


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June....ko pun tergelak ke ?

kalau ko gelak ni kira 'joke of the day' ler wakakaka !!!
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eh, what's the problem? vampire can still go to africa mah....we vampires are not discriminatory or racists......any human blood is just fine with us.....keeekekekkekekkk!!!! *vampiric laugh*

tonight, tonight, i'll look out for you, through the holes in the wall of the club....i promise.

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become a vampire ????
errk...thanks for the invitation blackie
really..... thats very nice of you *gulp !!*
but....I need to be in Africa to be with my family this weekend

*running for my life*



ooooiiiii.....senang je....just ask your bapa to buy over the kopi kilang, then it will be your bapa's kilang lor......then easy to make appointment.

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Lah!! mestilah gelak.lawak nih.hehehe!! ok lah tu.Joke of the day.aku tensyen sangat ni.byk sangat kerja nak buat.

aku kena buat appointment dgn International Islamic Shool,Sekolah Teknik Bkt Katil, Melaka dan Kilang Proton kat Shah Alam. Ada university students dari Indonesia nak lawat durang ni.

pastu ada pula orang besar besar nak melawat kilang kopi kat Sabah.heh,klulah kilang tu bapa aku punya senanglah aku nak uruskan appointment visit
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Old 04-09-2009, 03:38 PM
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Ahem!! I heard someone call me here?? huh!! what,what?? hensem drummer?? yeah,he's mine
Well ....what can I do ? You always get the 'hot guys' *sigh sighhh* but I am wondering why....your handsome drummer winked winked at Charlene Blackie the other night ....

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Lah!! mestilah gelak.lawak nih.hehehe!! ok lah tu.Joke of the day.aku tensyen sangat ni.byk sangat kerja nak buat.

aku kena buat appointment dgn International Islamic Shool,Sekolah Teknik Bkt Katil, Melaka dan Kilang Proton kat Shah Alam. Ada university students dari Indonesia nak lawat durang ni.

pastu ada pula orang besar besar nak melawat kilang kopi kat Sabah.heh,klulah kilang tu bapa aku punya senanglah aku nak uruskan appointment visit
Wooiiit makcik....nama pun keje...mesti la banyak kene uruskan. Ko kan Pengurus.....jgn tensen tensen...okay...
come we do like clement DIMB always say....

Rasa nak wakakaka.....mari kita wakakakaka


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eh, what's the problem? vampire can still go to africa mah....we vampires are not discriminatory or racists......any human blood is just fine with us.....keeekekekkekekkk!!!! *vampiric laugh*

tonight, tonight, i'll look out for you, through the holes in the wall of the club....i promise.
Well..if you insist...I will be there tonight ....no need to peep through the holes Blackie. For I decide to do it with style

*picture this* As the clock strikes midnite, a white limo driven by a white dracula...stopped right infront of the vampire club. A woman in white emerged from it...she walks right into the club without looking left or right. As she enters the club...every vampire eyes glued to the woman's face. As she stood there...she looks around...looking for familiar faces. With voice cold as ice...she called out....stern but soft..."Let me decide , who will get the honour to give me the first vampire bite ...keeeeekekekeke *very evil laughh *
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Default Fright Night !!!! Whoaaahahahahaha.

mestilah the hot guy June punya dulu. My sister said June's gundak as Man's gundik.hehehehe!!!

ah!! mcm Charlene cakap my father punya kilanglah tu.mula2 nak cari kilang kat Sabah lepas nak cari kilang kat Semenanjung pula.mcm lah aku ni begitu free kira berapa kilang ada kat Malaysia ni. Mau tak tensyen Madam. Suma mau ini hari.Klu kilang bapa aku bolehlah

alah!! dgn penuh style ko masuk ke Vampire Club pun sudahnya kena cekik juga dgn hantu2 kat sana.wkakakakakak!!

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Well ....what can I do ? You always get the 'hot guys' *sigh sighhh* but I am wondering why....your handsome drummer winked winked at Charlene Blackie the other night ....



Wooiiit makcik....nama pun keje...mesti la banyak kene uruskan. Ko kan Pengurus.....jgn tensen tensen...okay...
come we do like clement DIMB always say....

Rasa nak wakakaka.....mari kita wakakakaka




Well..if you insist...I will be there tonight ....no need to peep through the holes Blackie. For I decide to do it with style

*picture this* As the clock strikes midnite, a white limo driven by a white dracula...stopped right infront of the vampire club. A woman in white emerged from it...she walks right into the club without looking left or right. As she enters the club...every vampire eyes glued to the woman's face. As she stood there...she looks around...looking for familiar faces. With voice cold as ice...she called out....stern but soft..."Let me decide , who will get the honour to give me the first vampire bite ...keeeeekekekeke *very evil laughh *
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Well ....what can I do ? You always get the 'hot guys' *sigh sighhh* but I am wondering why....your handsome drummer winked winked at Charlene Blackie the other night ....
ooooiiiii....nak cause jeles fight ah?? that handsome drummer is certified June punya la.....he was not winking at me.....cuma ade abu masuk mata dia.

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Well..if you insist...I will be there tonight ....no need to peep through the holes Blackie. For I decide to do it with style

*picture this* As the clock strikes midnite, a white limo driven by a white dracula...stopped right infront of the vampire club. A woman in white emerged from it...she walks right into the club without looking left or right. As she enters the club...every vampire eyes glued to the woman's face. As she stood there...she looks around...looking for familiar faces. With voice cold as ice...she called out....stern but soft..."Let me decide , who will get the honour to give me the first vampire bite ...keeeeekekekeke *very evil laughh *
wah.....ade gaya lor......ahemm!!!

but sorry to inform you, before you manage to speak, the minute you step out of your white limo, all the vampires dah descend on you and take bites out of you lor.....so be careful when you drink at the club after that ya? you wouldn't want your bloody mary to leak out of the holes in your neck and ruin that beautiful white gown of yours.
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mestilah the hot guy June punya dulu. My sister said June's gundak as Man's gundik.hehehehe!!!
Wahh...kemain lagik sumer ko punyer gundak ek ?

Abes aku ape hal ??? Tak aci la camni June


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ah!! mcm Charlene cakap my father punya kilanglah tu.mula2 nak cari kilang kat Sabah lepas nak cari kilang kat Semenanjung pula.mcm lah aku ni begitu free kira berapa kilang ada kat Malaysia ni. Mau tak tensyen Madam. Suma mau ini hari.Klu kilang bapa aku bolehlah
Okey la tu June...betul la ape yg Charlene ckp tu...ko anggap aje sumer kilang kat mesia ni daddy ko punyer. Haa...baru sng ko nak deal... senang ko nak wat keje betul tak

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alah!! dgn penuh style ko masuk ke Vampire Club pun sudahnya kena cekik juga dgn hantu2 kat sana.wkakakakakak!!
aku rela June....janji yg cekik aku tu yg hensem punyer vampire. Ala-ala muker hantu twilight si robert pattinsen tuh


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ooooiiiii....nak cause jeles fight ah?? that handsome drummer is certified June punya la.....he was not winking at me.....cuma ade abu masuk mata dia.
ala Blackie...tak nak ngaku pulak....I saw you what....wink wink at him also....shake shake your booty some more to his drum beat



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wah.....ade gaya lor......ahemm!!!

but sorry to inform you, before you manage to speak, the minute you step out of your white limo, all the vampires dah descend on you and take bites out of you lor.....so be careful when you drink at the club after that ya? you wouldn't want your bloody mary to leak out of the holes in your neck and ruin that beautiful white gown of yours.
I know you are pulling my leg only la Blackie....
where got like that one....your vampire club members all highly educated vampires one laa. Very gentle...invite me for a drink first...then only bite bite one lorr...

My beautiful white gown ......OH MY GAWDD .....ITS RUINED !!!!

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ala Blackie...tak nak ngaku pulak....I saw you what....wink wink at him also....shake shake your booty some more to his drum beat

shake my booty? aiyah, ko dah silap orang la.......that was babyzee, shaking her booty to his drum beat, and winking away at him.


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I know you are pulling my leg only la Blackie....
where got like that one....your vampire club members all highly educated vampires one laa. Very gentle...invite me for a drink first...then only bite bite one lorr...

My beautiful white gown ......OH MY GAWDD .....ITS RUINED !!!!
no la, adamyala......when the clock strikes 12, all education & manners terbang out of the window.......we just descend on any available humans like vultures on fresh meat.....

ahh, see??? you got holes in your neck!!!
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Default Fright Night !!!! Whoaaahahahahaha.

Hmm!! Smell something fishy here.Why must she flirt with my gundak?? Cannot find another gundak ah??

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shake my booty? aiyah, ko dah silap orang la.......that was babyzee, shaking her booty to his drum beat, and winking away at him.




no la, adamyala......when the clock strikes 12, all education & manners terbang out of the window.......we just descend on any available humans like vultures on fresh meat.....

ahh, see??? you got holes in your neck!!!
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Default Fright Night !!!! Whoaaahahahahaha.

Zai,ko pun nak gundak gak ke?? heheheh!! aku tlg carikan boleh?? yg cun cun sikit?? nak tinggi,rendah,tegap,kurus?? name it.ada dlm litle black book aku mcm bisnes jantan lak.hehehehe!!

dah,setel dah kilang bapa aku tu.last2 dpt buat appointment dgn satu kilang kat Tenom,Sabah.aku speaking Sabahan jd baru mesra gitu. hehehehehe!! maklumlah org kampung.


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Wahh...kemain lagik sumer ko punyer gundak ek ?

Abes aku ape hal ??? Tak aci la camni June




Okey la tu June...betul la ape yg Charlene ckp tu...ko anggap aje sumer kilang kat mesia ni daddy ko punyer. Haa...baru sng ko nak deal... senang ko nak wat keje betul tak



aku rela June....janji yg cekik aku tu yg hensem punyer vampire. Ala-ala muker hantu twilight si robert pattinsen tuh




ala Blackie...tak nak ngaku pulak....I saw you what....wink wink at him also....shake shake your booty some more to his drum beat





I know you are pulling my leg only la Blackie....
where got like that one....your vampire club members all highly educated vampires one laa. Very gentle...invite me for a drink first...then only bite bite one lorr...

My beautiful white gown ......OH MY GAWDD .....ITS RUINED !!!!
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