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Fright Night !!!! Whoaaahahahahaha.
FUNNY
Q : Why don't skeletons date ?
A: They don't have any 'BODY' to go out with
FUNNIER
Q : Why can't mummies keep friends ?
A : They're too wrapped up in themselves
FUNNIEST
Q : Do zombies eat candy with their fingers ?
A : No, they eat the fingers separately
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04-09-2009, 09:57 AM
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Re: Fright Night !!!! Whoaaahahahahaha.
hahah, real joke!
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Originally Posted by adamyala
FUNNY
Q : Why don't skeletons date ?
A: They don't have any 'BODY' to go out with
FUNNIER
Q : Why can't mummies keep friends ?
A : They're too wrapped up in themselves
FUNNIEST
Q : Do zombies eat candy with their fingers ?
A : No, they eat the fingers separately
jokes extracted from the readers digest
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04-09-2009, 10:04 AM
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Re: Fright Night !!!! Whoaaahahahahaha.
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Originally Posted by dog is my buddy
hahah, real joke!
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wakaka !!! laughter is the best medicine
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04-09-2009, 10:21 AM
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Re: Fright Night !!!! Whoaaahahahahaha.
Mari kita sama sama Wakakakakakkakak
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wakaka !!! laughter is the best medicine
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04-09-2009, 10:27 AM
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Re: Fright Night !!!! Whoaaahahahahaha.
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Mari kita sama sama Wakakakakakkakak
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mari !! mari !! mari !! wakakakaka !!! 
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04-09-2009, 11:02 AM
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Re: Fright Night !!!! Whoaaahahahahaha.
hahahah.....this is funny..
adamyala, you should post this in our vampire day club, or if it's after midnight, in our vampiric insomnia club. 
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Originally Posted by adamyala
FUNNY
Q : Why don't skeletons date ?
A: They don't have any 'BODY' to go out with
FUNNIER
Q : Why can't mummies keep friends ?
A : They're too wrapped up in themselves
FUNNIEST
Q : Do zombies eat candy with their fingers ?
A : No, they eat the fingers separately
jokes extracted from the readers digest
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04-09-2009, 11:22 AM
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Re: Fright Night !!!! Whoaaahahahahaha.
Last edited by adamyala; 04-09-2009 at 11:29 AM.
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04-09-2009, 11:44 AM
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Re: Fright Night !!!! Whoaaahahahahaha.
aww.....no need to be scared.
in the vampire day club, we don't bite.
in the midnight vampiric insomniac club, what's the worst that can happen to you? you just become one of us.....another vampire!!! 
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04-09-2009, 12:21 PM
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Re: Fright Night !!!! Whoaaahahahahaha.
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aww.....no need to be scared.
in the vampire day club, we don't bite.
in the midnight vampiric insomniac club, what's the worst that can happen to you? you just become one of us.....another vampire!!! |
 become a vampire ???? 
errk...thanks for the invitation blackie
really..... thats very nice of you *gulp !!*
but....I need to be in Africa to be with my family this weekend
*running for my life*
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04-09-2009, 12:25 PM
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Fright Night !!!! Whoaaahahahahaha.
Ahem!! I heard someone call me here?? huh!! what,what?? hensem drummer?? yeah,he's mine
Zai,ini joke of the day ke?? hehehehe!!
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04-09-2009, 12:29 PM
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Re: Fright Night !!!! Whoaaahahahahaha.
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Ahem!! I heard someone call me here?? huh!! what,what?? hensem drummer?? yeah,he's mine
Zai,ini joke of the day ke?? hehehehe!! |
June....ko pun tergelak ke ?
kalau ko gelak ni kira 'joke of the day' ler wakakaka !!!
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04-09-2009, 12:35 PM
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Fright Night !!!! Whoaaahahahahaha.
Lah!! mestilah gelak.lawak nih.hehehe!! ok lah tu.Joke of the day.aku tensyen sangat ni.byk sangat kerja nak buat.
aku kena buat appointment dgn International Islamic Shool,Sekolah Teknik Bkt Katil, Melaka dan Kilang Proton kat Shah Alam. Ada university students dari Indonesia nak lawat durang ni.
pastu ada pula orang besar besar nak melawat kilang kopi kat Sabah.heh,klulah kilang tu bapa aku punya senanglah aku nak uruskan appointment visit 
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Originally Posted by adamyala
June....ko pun tergelak ke ?
kalau ko gelak ni kira 'joke of the day' ler wakakaka !!!
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04-09-2009, 02:50 PM
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Re: Fright Night !!!! Whoaaahahahahaha.
eh, what's the problem? vampire can still go to africa mah....we vampires are not discriminatory or racists......any human blood is just fine with us.....keeekekekkekekkk!!!! *vampiric laugh* 
tonight, tonight, i'll look out for you, through the holes in the wall of the club....i promise.
ooooiiiii.....senang je....just ask your bapa to buy over the kopi kilang, then it will be your bapa's kilang lor......then easy to make appointment.
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Originally Posted by June
Lah!! mestilah gelak.lawak nih.hehehe!! ok lah tu.Joke of the day.aku tensyen sangat ni.byk sangat kerja nak buat.
aku kena buat appointment dgn International Islamic Shool,Sekolah Teknik Bkt Katil, Melaka dan Kilang Proton kat Shah Alam. Ada university students dari Indonesia nak lawat durang ni.
pastu ada pula orang besar besar nak melawat kilang kopi kat Sabah.heh,klulah kilang tu bapa aku punya senanglah aku nak uruskan appointment visit |
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04-09-2009, 03:38 PM
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Re: Fright Night !!!! Whoaaahahahahaha.
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Originally Posted by June
Ahem!! I heard someone call me here?? huh!! what,what?? hensem drummer?? yeah,he's mine |
Well ....what can I do ? You always get the 'hot guys' *sigh sighhh* but I am wondering why....your handsome drummer winked winked at Charlene Blackie the other night ....
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Originally Posted by June
Lah!! mestilah gelak.lawak nih.hehehe!! ok lah tu.Joke of the day.aku tensyen sangat ni.byk sangat kerja nak buat.
aku kena buat appointment dgn International Islamic Shool,Sekolah Teknik Bkt Katil, Melaka dan Kilang Proton kat Shah Alam. Ada university students dari Indonesia nak lawat durang ni.
pastu ada pula orang besar besar nak melawat kilang kopi kat Sabah.heh,klulah kilang tu bapa aku punya senanglah aku nak uruskan appointment visit |
Wooiiit makcik....nama pun keje...mesti la banyak kene uruskan. Ko kan Pengurus.....jgn tensen tensen...okay...
come we do like clement DIMB always say....
Rasa nak wakakaka.....mari kita wakakakaka
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Well..if you insist...I will be there tonight ....no need to peep through the holes Blackie. For I decide to do it with style 
*picture this* As the clock strikes midnite, a white limo driven by a white dracula...stopped right infront of the vampire club. A woman in white emerged from it...she walks right into the club without looking left or right. As she enters the club...every vampire eyes glued to the woman's face. As she stood there...she looks around...looking for familiar faces. With voice cold as ice...she called out....stern but soft..."Let me decide , who will get the honour to give me the first vampire bite ...keeeeekekekeke *very evil laughh *
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04-09-2009, 04:07 PM
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Fright Night !!!! Whoaaahahahahaha.
mestilah the hot guy June punya dulu. My sister said June's gundak as Man's gundik.hehehehe!!!
ah!! mcm Charlene cakap my father punya kilanglah tu.mula2 nak cari kilang kat Sabah lepas nak cari kilang kat Semenanjung pula.mcm lah aku ni begitu free kira berapa kilang ada kat Malaysia ni.  Mau tak tensyen Madam. Suma mau ini hari.Klu kilang bapa aku bolehlah
alah!! dgn penuh style ko masuk ke Vampire Club pun sudahnya kena cekik juga dgn hantu2 kat sana.wkakakakakak!!
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04-09-2009, 04:22 PM
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04-09-2009, 05:16 PM
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Re: Fright Night !!!! Whoaaahahahahaha.
Last edited by adamyala; 04-09-2009 at 05:22 PM.
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Re: Fright Night !!!! Whoaaahahahahaha.
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Originally Posted by adamyala
ala Blackie...tak nak ngaku pulak....I saw you what....wink wink at him also....shake shake your booty some more to his drum beat
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shake my booty? aiyah, ko dah silap orang la.......that was babyzee, shaking her booty to his drum beat, and winking away at him.
no la, adamyala......when the clock strikes 12, all education & manners terbang out of the window.......we just descend on any available humans like vultures on fresh meat.....
ahh, see??? you got holes in your neck!!!
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04-09-2009, 08:36 PM
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Fright Night !!!! Whoaaahahahahaha.
Hmm!! Smell something fishy here.Why must she flirt with my gundak?? Cannot find another gundak ah??
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04-09-2009, 08:38 PM
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Fright Night !!!! Whoaaahahahahaha.
Zai,ko pun nak gundak gak ke?? heheheh!! aku tlg carikan boleh?? yg cun cun sikit?? nak tinggi,rendah,tegap,kurus?? name it.ada dlm litle black book aku mcm bisnes jantan lak.hehehehe!!
dah,setel dah kilang bapa aku tu.last2 dpt buat appointment dgn satu kilang kat Tenom,Sabah.aku speaking Sabahan jd baru mesra gitu. hehehehehe!! maklumlah org kampung.
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